New weapon for SAB

What would the coolest weapon to be added to SAB be? Include
Name:
Rate of Fire: (as fast as)
Speed when walking with:
range:
Damage: (on 60 scale) SG=20 glock=12 Sledge=60 Railgun=50
Captions:(for when you get killed by it

Name: Homing Launcher
Rate of Fire: A little bit faster than a Rail Gun (Rocket is mildly slow-wouldn't be able to hit sword/bat, in some cases might be able to hit glock)
Speed when walking with: Very Slow (hammer/rail gun)
Range: Homes in on target (able to make two 90 degree turns), cannot home a target off the player's screen
Damage: 25 or 30
Captions:
You gave Kenping a shower of homing sauce
You owned Kenping to pieces
You showed Kenping the power of homies
You gave Kenping an exploding kitty
You had your rockets dump on Kenping

Name: Lincoln's Repeater
Rate of Fire: as fast as a shotgun
Speed when walking with: same as the ak-47
range: Its a sniper, it's range has no limits
Damage: 50
Captions: Chicken released the slaves on you
Chicken had gone old-skool on you
Chicken sniped your ass

Picture:

Name: Scissors
ROF: Faster glock, not as fast as sword
Speed: Sword
Range: Chainsaw range
Damage: 6 per hit
Captions: You cut-and-pasted Kenping.
You preschooled Kenping.
You Noob-Knifed Kenpin
You mistook _____ for Kenping
You sent Kenping to Bloody Hell.

Name: Chicken Beak
ROF: chaingun speed
speed: sword
Range: short melee
Damage: 20 per hit
Captions: You took Kenping to the barnyard
You drilled some holes through Kenping.
You JAckhammered Kenping
You laid an egg on Kenping
You pecked Kenping to death.

THE TANK CANON
detachable tank cannon that fires 20mm slugs
speed (slow hammer speed)
reload (hammer speed)
dammage (70)
phrases
u made chunks out of kenping

u showed kenping the deffinition of owned

u owned kenping

cool!

Don't you mean 60 though? 70 would be like a disintegrator. XD

a nuculuer bomb
ROF:idk
range:whole arena
reload:very slow slower then a slug
damage:every 1 in arena dead except u
Roosta blew chicken to heaven
Roosta disenigrated eggsta
Roosta blew a hole through every1

O.o Lol ok then...don't think they're going to make that. O,-

lol they should or like a air strike

ak74u
as fast as ak47
range:as far as a ak47
ROF:very fast at shooting
damage:a little less then ak47

a ump all same as ak47 except damage is 8 and its is faster

they should also have upgrades to weapons like theres a thing were u can turn ur gun around a corner and shoot tht would be so cool

or a silencer

also uzi same thing as ump like a hand held machine gun

ok... well you do know that egg already has a topic about this?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?.

wats?

egg already has a topic about this he said post ideas for sab wepons